Monday, 28 March 2011

Seal or no Deal



Obviously, this has nothing to do with anything in my personal life.

Nothing at all.

It is simply an extremely cute seal. Which symbolises nothing.

Especially not any sort of girl. Not even an extremely cute one.

Who, i should probably make clear, is not, in fact, a seal.

Not that the seal symbolises a girl. Or anything at all.

Especially a cute girl.

This seal, however...


He symbolises the emergence of a burgeoning sense of proto-republican thinking in the reign of Henry III, and its eventual significance for not only England, but the entire world.

And definitely not any kind of girl.

Not even a cute one.

That is all.

5 comments:

  1. I don't believe you. At all.

    I do, however, believe that this particular seal has successful concluded a great many negotiations. In a manner of speaking...

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  2. You've not sealed the entire deal.

    1. Going on a date
    2. Kissing (gross)
    3. Partly-naked time (double gross)
    4. "Sealing the deal" (VOM)

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  3. Rupa, I almost just peed my pants (and yes, those pants!) when I read your comment.

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  4. Thats as may be, but none of you will hear a word about anything that may or may not happen regarding numbers 3 and 4 on that list, so any comment, celebration or vomiting must necessarily happen now. Also, as above, the seal symbolises nothing. Nothing!

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  5. I'm the only one who has met (very briefly, in passing) the girl that the seal DEFINITELY DOES NOT REPRESENT. So there.

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